Viola A shipwrecked noblewoman who wins Illyria in disguise.
Comedy · Twelfth Night

Viola's lines in Twelfth Night

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Viola
Viola. What country, friends, is this?
Captain This is Illyria, lady.
Viola
Viola. And what should I do in Illyria? My brother he is in Elysium. Perchance he is not drown'd: what think you, sailors?
Captain It is perchance that you yourself were saved.
Viola
Viola. O my poor brother! and so perchance may he be.
Captain True, madam: and, to comfort you with chance, Assure yourself, after our ship did split, When you and those poor number saved with you Hung on our driving boat, I saw your brother, Most provident in peril, bind himself, Courage and hope both teaching him the practise, To a strong mast that lived upon the sea; Where, like Arion on the dolphin's back, I saw him hold acquaintance with the waves So long as I could see.
Viola
Viola. For saying so, there's gold: Mine own escape unfoldeth to my hope, Whereto thy speech serves for authority, The like of him. Know'st thou this country?
Captain Ay, madam, well; for I was bred and born Not three hours' travel from this very place.
Viola
Viola. Who governs here?
Captain A noble duke, in nature as in name.
Viola
Viola. What is the name?
Captain Orsino.
Viola
Viola. Orsino! I have heard my father name him: He was a bachelor then.
Captain And so is now, or was so very late; For but a month ago I went from hence, And then 'twas fresh in murmur,--as, you know, What great ones do the less will prattle of,-- That he did seek the love of fair Olivia.
Viola
Viola. What's she?
Captain A virtuous maid, the daughter of a count That died some twelvemonth since, then leaving her In the protection of his son, her brother, Who shortly also died: for whose dear love, They say, she hath abjured the company And sight of men.
Viola
Viola. O that I served that lady And might not be delivered to the world, Till I had made mine own occasion mellow, What my estate is!
Captain That were hard to compass; Because she will admit no kind of suit, No, not the duke's.
Viola
Viola. There is a fair behavior in thee, captain; And though that nature with a beauteous wall Doth oft close in pollution, yet of thee I will believe thou hast a mind that suits With this thy fair and outward character. I prithee, and I'll pay thee bounteously, Conceal me what I am, and be my aid For such disguise as haply shall become The form of my intent.
I'll serve this duke: Thou shalt present me as an eunuch to him: It may be worth thy pains; for I can sing And speak to him in many sorts of music That will allow me very worth his service. What else may hap to time I will commit; Only shape thou thy silence to my wit.
Captain Be you his eunuch, and your mute I'll be: When my tongue blabs, let mine eyes not see.
Viola
Viola. I thank thee: lead me on.

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Valentine If the duke continue these favours towards you, Cesario, you are like to be much advanced; he hath known you but three days, and already you are no stranger.
Viola
Viola. You either fear his humour or my negligence, that you call in question the continuance of his love: is he inconstant, sir, in his favours?
Valentine No, believe me.
Viola
Viola. I thank you. Here comes the count.
Duke Orsino Who saw Cesario, ho?
Viola
Viola. On your attendance, my lord; here.
Duke Orsino Stand you a while aloof, Cesario, Thou know'st no less but all; I have unclasp'd To thee the book even of my secret soul: Therefore, good youth, address thy gait unto her; Be not denied access, stand at her doors, And tell them, there thy fixed foot shall grow Till thou have audience.
Viola
Viola. Sure, my noble lord, If she be so abandon'd to her sorrow As it is spoke, she never will admit me.
Duke Orsino Be clamorous and leap all civil bounds Rather than make unprofited return.
Viola
Viola. Say I do speak with her, my lord, what then?
Duke Orsino O, then unfold the passion of my love, Surprise her with discourse of my dear faith: It shall become thee well to act my woes; She will attend it better in thy youth Than in a nuncio's of more grave aspect.
Viola
Viola. I think not so, my lord.
Duke Orsino I know thy constellation is right apt For this affair. Some four or five attend him; All, if you will; for I myself am best When least in company. Prosper well in this, And thou shalt live as freely as thy lord, To call his fortunes thine.
Viola
Viola. I'll do my best To woo your lady: (Aside) yet, a barful strife! Whoe'er I woo, myself would be his wife.

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Olivia Give me my veil: come, throw it o'er my face. We'll once more hear Orsino's embassy.
Viola
Viola. The honourable lady of the house, which is she?
Olivia Speak to me; I shall answer for her. Your will?
Viola
Viola. Most radiant, exquisite and unmatchable beauty,--I pray you, tell me if this be the lady of the house, for I never saw her: I would be loath to cast away my speech, for besides that it is excellently well penned, I have taken great pains to con it. Good beauties, let me sustain no scorn; I am very comptible, even to the least sinister usage.
Olivia Whence came you, sir?
Viola
Viola. I can say little more than I have studied, and that question's out of my part. Good gentle one, give me modest assurance if you be the lady of the house, that I may proceed in my speech.
Olivia Are you a comedian?
Viola
Viola. No, my profound heart: and yet, by the very fangs of malice I swear, I am not that I play. Are you the lady of the house?
Olivia If I do not usurp myself, I am.
Viola
Viola. Most certain, if you are she, you do usurp yourself; for what is yours to bestow is not yours to reserve. But this is from my commission: I will on with my speech in your praise, and then show you the heart of my message.
Olivia Come to what is important in't: I forgive you the praise.
Viola
Viola. Alas, I took great pains to study it, and 'tis poetical.
Maria Will you hoist sail, sir? here lies your way.
Viola
Viola. No, good swabber; I am to hull here a little longer. Some mollification for your giant, sweet lady. Tell me your mind: I am a messenger.
Olivia Sure, you have some hideous matter to deliver, when the courtesy of it is so fearful. Speak your office.
Viola
Viola. It alone concerns your ear. I bring no overture of war, no taxation of homage: I hold the olive in my hand; my words are as fun of peace as matter.
Olivia Yet you began rudely. What are you? what would you?
Viola
Viola. The rudeness that hath appeared in me have I learned from my entertainment. What i am, and what I would, are as secret as maidenhead; to your ears, divinity, to any other's, profanation.
Olivia Now, sir, what is your text?
Viola
Viola. Most sweet lady,--
Olivia A comfortable doctrine, and much may be said of it. Where lies your text?
Viola
Viola. In Orsino's bosom.
Olivia In his bosom! In what chapter of his bosom?
Viola
Viola. To answer by the method, in the first of his heart.
Olivia O, I have read it: it is heresy. Have you no more to say?
Viola
Viola. Good madam, let me see your face.
Olivia Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate with my face? You are now out of your text: but we will draw the curtain and show you the picture. Look you, sir, such a one I was this present: is't not well done?
Viola
Viola. Excellently done, if God did all.
Olivia 'Tis in grain, sir; 'twill endure wind and weather.
Viola
Viola. And truly plotted, either for matrimony or the pie- house.
Olivia Madam, come thither again. Give your screen from yonder; you are full of any grave face. Methinks I look tall. Is't not well done?
Viola
Viola. It is excellent well done.
Olivia To answer in excellent method; being writ in your art, yours is with them. Marry, yet, I let go mute: the more's the pity, your fool, his master, will suffer a kind of man.
Viola
Viola. Thy tongue, some mollification for your giant, sweet lady. Tell me your mind: I am a messenger.
Olivia Sure, you have some hideous matter to deliver, when the courtesy of it is so fearful. Speak your office.
Viola
Viola. It alone concerns your ear. I bring no overture of war, no taxation of homage: I hold the olive in my hand; my words are as fun of peace as matter.
Olivia Yet you began rudely. What are you? what would you?
Viola
Viola. The rudeness that hath appeared in me have I learned from my entertainment. What i am, and what I would, are as secret as maidenhead; to your ears, divinity, to any other's, profanation.
Olivia Now, sir, what is your text?
Viola
Viola. Most sweet lady,--
Olivia A comfortable doctrine, and much may be said of it. Where lies your text?
Viola
Viola. In Orsino's bosom.
Olivia In his bosom! In what chapter of his bosom?
Viola
Viola. To answer by the method, in the first of his heart.
Olivia O, I have read it: it is heresy. Have you no more to say?
Viola
Viola. Good madam, let me see your face.
Olivia Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate with my face? You are now out of your text: but we will draw the curtain and show you the picture. Look you, sir, such a one I was this present: is't not well done?
Viola
Viola. Excellently done, if God did all.
Olivia 'Tis in grain, sir; 'twill endure wind and weather.
Viola
Viola. 'Tis beauty truly blent, whose red and white Nature's own sweet and cunning hand laid on: Lady, you are the cruell'st she alive, If you will lead these graces to the grave And leave the world no copy.
Olivia O, sir, I will not be so hard-hearted; I will give out such schedules. his inventory shall first be filed, as, item, two lips, indifferent red; item, two grey eyes, with lids to them; item, one neck, one chin, and so forth. Were you sent hither to praise me?
Viola
Viola. I see you what you are, you are too proud; But, if you were the devil, you are fair. My lord and master loves you: O, such love Could be but recompens'd, though you were crown'd The nonpareil of beauty!
Olivia How does he love me?
Viola
Viola. With adorations, fertile tears, With groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire.
Olivia Your lord does know my mind; I cannot love him: Yet I suppose him virtuous, know him noble, Of excellent estate, of fresh and stainless youth; In voices well divulged, free, learn'd and valiant; And in dimension and the shape of nature A gracious person: but yet I cannot love him; I might have took good pains to answer you. He might have found his answer; he had been love.
Viola
Viola. You might do much relative to my fortune; If I did love you in my master's flame, With such a suffering, such a deadly life, In your denial I would find no sense; I would not understand it.
Olivia Why, what would you?
Viola
Viola. Make me a willow cabin at your gate, And call upon my soul within the house; Write loyal cantons of contemned love And sing them loud even in the dead of night; Hallow your name to the reverberate hills And make the babbling gossip of the air Cry out 'Olivia!' O, you should not rest Between the elements of air and earth, But you should pity me!
Olivia You might do much. What is your parentage?
Viola
Viola. Above my fortunes, yet my state is well: I am a gentleman.
Olivia Get you to your lord; I cannot love him: let him send no more; Unless, perchance, you come to me again, To know how he takes it. Fare you well: I thank you for your pains: spend this for me.
Viola
Viola. I am no fee'd post, lady; keep your purse: My master, not myself, lack recompense. Love make his heart of flint that you shall love; And let your fervor, like my master's, be Placed in contempt! Farewell, fair cruelty.
Olivia O, sir, I will not be so hard-hearted; I will give out divers schedules of my beauty: it shall be inventoried, and every particle and utensil labelled to my will: as, item, two lips, indifferent red; item, two grey eyes, with lids to them; item, one neck, one chin, and so forth. Were you sent hither to praise me?
Viola
Viola. I see you what you are, you are too proud; But, if you were the devil, you are fair. My lord and master loves you: O, such love Could be but recompensed, though you were crown'd The nonpareil of beauty!
Olivia How does he love me?
Viola
Viola. With adorations, fertile tears, With groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire.
Olivia Your lord does know my mind; I cannot love him: Yet I suppose him virtuous, know him noble, Of great estate, of fresh and stainless youth; In voices well divulged, free, learn'd and valiant; And in dimension and the shape of nature A gracious person: but yet I cannot love him; He might have took his answer long ago.
Viola
Viola. If I did love you in my master's flame, With such a suffering, such a deadly life, In your denial I would find no sense; I would not understand it.
Olivia Why, what would you?
Viola
Viola. Make me a willow cabin at your gate, And call upon my soul within the house; Write loyal cantons of condemned love And sing them loud even in the dead of night; Halloo your name to the reverberate hills And make the babbling gossip of the air Cry out 'Olivia!' O, You should not rest Between the elements of air and earth, But you should pity me!
Olivia You might do much. What is your parentage?
Viola
Viola. Above my fortunes, yet my state is well: I am a gentleman.
Olivia Get you to your lord; I cannot love him: let him send no more; Unless, perchance, you come to me again, To tell me how he takes it. Fare you well: I thank you for your pains: spend this for me.
Viola
Viola. I am no fee'd post, lady; keep your purse: My master, not myself, lacks recompense. Love make his heart of flint that you shall love; And let your fervor, like my master's, be Placed in contempt! Farewell, fair cruelty.

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Malvolio Were not you even now with the Countess Olivia?
Viola
Viola. Even now, sir; on a moderate pace I have since arrived but hither.
Malvolio She adds, moreover, that you should put your lord into a desperate assurance she will none of him: and one thing more, that you be never so hardy to come again in his affairs, unless it be to report your lord's taking of this. Receive it so.
Viola
Viola. She took the ring of me: I'll none of it.
Malvolio Come, sir, you peevishly threw it to her; and her will is, it should be so returned: if it be worth stooping for, there it lies in your eye; if not, be it his that finds it.
Viola
Viola. I left no ring with her: what means this lady? Fortune forbid my outside have not charm'd her! She made good view of me; indeed, so much, That sure methought her eyes had lost her tongue, For she did speak in starts distractedly.
She loves me, sure; the cunning of her passion Invites me in this churlish messenger. None of my lord's ring! why, he sent her none. I am the man: if it be so, as 'tis, Poor lady, she were better love a dream. Disguise, I see, thou art a wickedness, Wherein the pregnant enemy does much.
How easy is it for the proper-falso In women's waxen hearts to set their forms! Alas, our frailty is the cause, not we! For such as we are made of, such we be. How will this fadge? my master loves her dearly; And I, poor monster, fond as much on him; And she, mistaken, seems to dote on me.
What will become of this? As I am man, My state is desperate for my master's love; As I am woman,--now alas the day!-- What thriftless sighs shall poor Olivia breathe! O time! thou must untangle this, not I; It is too hard a knot for me to untie!

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Duke Orsino Come hither, boy: if ever thou shalt love, In the sweet pangs of it remember me; For such as I am all true lovers are, Unstaid and skittish in all motions else, Save in the constant image of the creature That is beloved. How dost thou like this tune?
Viola
Viola. It gives a very echo to the seat Where Love is throned.
Duke Orsino Thou dost speak masterly: My life upon't, young though thou art, thine eye Hath stay'd upon some favour that it loves: Hath it not, boy?
Viola
Viola. A little, by your favour.
Duke Orsino What kind of woman is't?
Viola
Viola. Of your complexion.
Duke Orsino She is not worth thee, then. What years, i' faith?
Viola
Viola. About your years, my lord.
Duke Orsino Too old by heaven: let still the woman take An elder than herself: so wears she to him, So sways she level in her husband's heart: For, boy, however we do praise ourselves, Our fancies are more giddy and unfirm, More longing, wavering, sooner lost and worn, Than women's are.
Viola
Viola. I think it well, my lord.
Duke Orsino Then let thy love be younger than thyself, Or thy affection cannot hold the bent; For women are as roses, whose fair flower Being once display'd, doth fall that very hour.
Viola
Viola. And so they are: alas, that they are so; To die, even when they to perfection grow!
Duke Orsino Once more, Cesario, Get thee to yond same sovereign cruelty: Tell her, my love, more noble than the world, Prizes not quantity of dirty lands; The parts that fortune hath bestow'd upon her, Tell her, I hold as giddily as fortune; But 'tis that miracle and queen of gems That nature pranks her in attracts my soul.
Viola
Viola. But if she cannot love you, sir?
Duke Orsino I cannot be so answer'd.
Viola
Viola. Sooth, but you must. Say that some lady, as perhaps there is, Hath for your love a great a pang of heart As you have for Olivia: you cannot love her; You tell her so; must she not then be answer'd?
Duke Orsino There is no woman's sides Can bide the beating of so strong a passion As love doth give my heart; no woman's heart So big, to hold so much; they lack retention Alas, their love may be call'd appetite, No motion of the liver, but the palate, That suffer surfeit, cloyment and revolt; But mine is all as hungry as the sea, And can digest as much: make no compare Between that love a woman can bear me And that I owe Olivia.
Viola
Viola. Ay, but I know--
Duke Orsino What dost thou know?
Viola
Viola. Too well what love women to men may owe: In faith, they are as true of heart as we. My father had a daughter loved a man, As it might be, perhaps, were I a woman, I should your lordship.
Duke Orsino And what's her history?
Viola
Viola. A blank, my lord. She never told her love, But let concealment, like a worm i' the bud, Feed on her damask cheek: she pined in thought, And with a green and yellow melancholy She sat like patience on a monument, Smiling at grief.
Was not this love indeed? We men may say more, swear more: but indeed Our shows are more than will; for still we prove Much in our vows, but little in our love.
Duke Orsino But died thy sister of her love, my boy?
Viola
Viola. I am all the daughters of my father's house, And all the brothers too: and yet I know not. Sir, shall I to this lady?

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Viola
Viola. Save thee, friend, and thy music: dost thou live by thy tabour?
Clown No, sir, I live by the church.
Viola
Viola. Art thou a churchman?
Clown No such matter, sir: I do live by the church; for I do live at my house, and my house doth stand by the church.
Viola
Viola. So thou mayst say, the king lies by a beggar, if a beggar dwell near him; or, the church stands by thy tabour, if thy tabour stand by the church.
Clown You have said, sir. To see this age! A sentence is but a cheveril glove to a good wit: how quickly the wrong side may be turned outward!
Viola
Viola. Nay, that's certain; they that dally nicely with words may quickly make them wanton.
Clown I would, therefore, my sister had had no name, sir.
Viola
Viola. Why, man?
Clown Why, sir, her name's a word; and to dally with that word might make my sister wanton. But indeed words are very rascals since bonds disgraced them.
Viola
Viola. Thy reason, man?
Clown Troth, sir, I can yield you none without words; and words are grown so false, I am loath to prove reason with them.
Viola
Viola. I warrant thou art a merry fellow and carest for nothing.
Clown Not so, sir, I do care for something; but in my conscience, sir, I do not care for you: if that be to care for nothing, sir, I would it would make you invisible.
Viola
Viola. Art not thou the Lady Olivia's fool?
Clown No, indeed, sir; the Lady Olivia has no folly: she will keep no fool, sir, till she be married; and fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings; the husband's the bigger: I am indeed not her fool, but her corrupter of words.
Viola
Viola. I saw thee late at the Count Orsino's.
Clown Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun, it shines every where. I would be sorry, sir, but the fool should be as oft with your master as with my mistress: I think I saw your wisdom there.
Viola
Viola. Nay, an thou pass upon me, I'll no more with thee. Hold, there's expenses for thee.
Clown Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee a beard!
Viola
Viola. By my troth, I'll tell thee, I am almost sick for one; (Aside) though I would not have it grow on my chin. Is thy lady within?
Clown Would not a pair of these have bred, sir?
Viola
Viola. Yes, being kept together and put to use.
Clown I would play Lord Pandarus of Phrygia, sir, to bring a Cressida to this Troilus.
Viola
Viola. I understand you, sir; 'tis well begged.
Clown The matter, I hope, is not great, sir, begging but a beggar: Cressida was a beggar. My lady is within, sir. I will construe to them whence you come; who you are and what you would are out of my welkin, I might say 'element,' but the word is over-worn.
Viola
Viola. This fellow is wise enough to play the fool; And to do that well craves a kind of wit: He must observe their mood on whom he jests, The quality of persons, and the time, And, like the haggard, cheque at every feather That comes before his eye.
This is a practise As full of labour as a wise man's art For folly that he wisely shows is fit; But wise men, folly-fall'n, quite taint their wit.
Sir Toby Belch Save you, gentleman.
Viola
Viola. And you, sir.
Sir Andrew Dieu vous garde, monsieur.
Viola
Viola. Et vous aussi; votre serviteur.
Sir Toby Belch Will you encounter the house? my niece is desirous you should enter, if your trade be to her.
Viola
Viola. I am bound to your niece, sir; I mean, she is the list of my voyage.
Sir Toby Belch Taste your legs, sir; put them to motion.
Viola
Viola. My legs do better understand me, sir, than I understand what you mean by bidding me taste my legs.
Sir Toby Belch I mean, to go, sir, to enter.
Viola
Viola. I am for you. I will answer you with gait and entrance. But we are prevented.
Most excellent accomplished lady, the heavens rain odours on you!
Sir Andrew That youth's a rare courtier: 'Rain odours;' well.
Viola
Viola. My matter hath no voice, to your own most pregnant and vouchsafed ear.
Olivia Give me your hand, sir.
Viola
Viola. My duty, madam, and most humble service.
Olivia What is your name?
Viola
Viola. Cesario is your servant's name, fair princess.
Olivia My servant, sir! 'Twas never merry world Since lowly feigning was call'd compliment: You're servant to the Count Orsino, youth.
Viola
Viola. And he is yours, and his must needs be yours: Your servant's servant is your servant, madam.
Olivia For him, I think not on him: for his thoughts, Would they were blanks, rather than fill'd with me!
Viola
Viola. Madam, I come to whet your gentle thoughts On his behalf.
Olivia O, by your leave, I pray you, I bade you never speak again of him: But, would you undertake another suit, I had rather hear you to solicit that Than music from the spheres.
Viola
Viola. Dear lady,--
Olivia Have you not set mine honour at the stake And baited it with all the unmuzzled thoughts That tyrannous heart can think? To one of your receiving Enough is shown: a cypress, not a bosom, Hideth my heart. So, let me hear you speak.
Viola
Viola. I pity you.
Olivia That's a degree to love.
Viola
Viola. No, not a grize; for 'tis a vulgar proof, That very oft we pity enemies.
Olivia The clock upbraids me with the waste of time. Be not afraid, good youth, I will not have you: And yet, when wit and youth is come to harvest, Your were is alike to reap a proper man: There lies your way, due west.
Viola
Viola. Then westward-ho! Grace and good disposition Attend your ladyship! You'll nothing, madam, to my lord by me?
Olivia Stay: I prithee, tell me what thou thinkest of me.
Viola
Viola. That you do think you are not what you are.
Olivia If I think so, I think the same of you.
Viola
Viola. Then think you right: I am not what I am.
Olivia I would you were as I would have you be!
Viola
Viola. Would it be better, madam, than I am? I wish it might, for now I am your fool.
Olivia Do not extort thy reasons from this clause, For that I woo, thou therefore hast no cause, But rather reason thus with reason fetter, Love sought is good, but given unsought better.
Viola
Viola. By innocence I swear, and by my youth I have one heart, one bosom and one truth, And that no woman has; nor never none Shall mistress be of it, save I alone. And so adieu, good madam: never more Will I my master's tears to you deplore.

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Olivia I have said too much unto a heart of stone And laid mine honour too unchary out: There's something in me that reproves my fault; But such a headstrong potent fault it is, That it but mocks reproof.
Viola
Viola. With the same 'havior that your passion bears Goes on my master's grief.
Olivia Here, wear this jewel for me, 'tis my picture; Refuse it not; it hath no tongue to vex you; And I beseech you come again to-morrow. What shall you ask of me that I'll deny, That honour saved may upon asking give?
Viola
Viola. Nothing but this; your true love for my master.
Olivia How with mine honour may I give him that Which I have given to you?
Viola
Viola. I will acquit you.
Sir Toby Belch Gentleman, God save thee.
Viola
Viola. And you, sir.
Sir Toby Belch That defence thou hast, betake thee to't: of what nature the wrongs are thou hast done him, I know not; but thy intercepter, full of despite, bloody as the hunter, attends thee at the orchard-end: dismount thy tuck, be yare in thy preparation, for thy assailant is quick, skilful and deadly.
Viola
Viola. You mistake, sir; I am sure no man hath any quarrel to me: my remembrance is very free and clear from any image of offence done to any man.
Sir Toby Belch You'll find it otherwise, I assure you: therefore, if you hold your life at any price, betake you to your guard; for your opposite hath in him what youth, strength, skill and wrath can furnish man withhal.
Viola
Viola. I pray you, sir, what is he?
Sir Toby Belch He is knight, dubbed with unhatched rapier and on carpet consideration; but he is a devil in private brawl: souls and bodies hath he divorced three; and his incensement at this moment is so implacable, that satisfaction can be none but by pangs of death and sepulchre. Hob, nob, is his word; give't or take't.
Viola
Viola. I will return again into the house and desire some conduct of the lady. I am no fighter. I have heard of some kind of men that put quarrels purposely on others, to taste their valour: belike this is a man of that quirk.
Sir Toby Belch Sir, no; his indignation derives itself out of a very competent injury: therefore, get you on and give him his desire. Back you shall not to the house, unless you undertake that with me which with as much safety you might answer him: therefore, on, or strip your sword stark naked; for meddle you must, that's certain, or forswear to wear iron about you.
Viola
Viola. This is as uncivil as strange. I beseech you, do me this courteous office, as to know of the knight what my offence to him is: it is something of my negligence, nothing of my purpose.
Sir Toby Belch I will do so. Signior Fabian, stay you by this gentleman till my return.
Viola
Viola. Pray you, sir, do you know of this matter?
Fabian I know the knight is incensed against you, even to a mortal arbitrement; but nothing of the circumstance more.
Viola
Viola. I beseech you, what manner of man is he?
Fabian Nothing of that wonderful promise, to read him by his form, as you are like to find him in the proof of his valour. He is, indeed, sir, the most skilful, bloody and fatal opposite that you could possibly have found in any part of Illyria. Will you walk towards him? I will make your peace with him if I can.
Viola
Viola. I shall be much bound to you for't: I am one that had rather go with sir priest than sir knight: I care not who knows so much of my mettle.
Sir Toby Belch ([To VIOLA]) There's no remedy, sir; he will fight with you for't oath sake: marry, he hath better bethought him of his quarrel, and he finds that now scarce to be worth talking of: therefore draw, for the supportance of his vow; he protests he will not hurt you.
Viola
Viola. ([Aside]) Pray God, defend me! A little thing would make me tell them how much I lack of a man.
Sir Andrew Pray God, he keep his oath!
Viola
Viola. I do assure you, 'tis against my will.
Sir Toby Belch I'll be with you anon.
Viola
Viola. Pray, sir, put your sword up, if you please.
Antonio I must entreat of you some of that money.
Viola
Viola. What money, sir? For the fair kindness you have show'd me here, And, part, being prompted by your present trouble, Out of my lean and low ability I'll lend you something: my having is not much; I'll make division of my present with you: Hold, there's half my coffer.
Antonio Will you deny me now? Is't possible that my deserts to you Can lack persuasion? Do not tempt my misery, Lest that it make me so unsound a man As to upbraid you with those kindnesses That I have done for you.
Viola
Viola. I know of none; Nor know I you by voice or any feature: I hate ingratitude more in a man Than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, Or any taint of vice whose strong corruption Inhabits our frail blood.
Antonio Lead me on.
Viola
Viola. Methinks his words do from such passion fly, That he believes himself: so do not I. Prove true, imagination, O, prove true, That I, dear brother, be now ta'en for you!
Sir Toby Belch Come hither, knight; come hither, Fabian: we'll whisper o'er a couplet or two of most sage saws.
Viola
Viola. He named Sebastian: I my brother know Yet living in my glass; even such and so In favour was my brother, and he went Still in this fashion, colour, ornament, For him I imitate: O, if it prove, Tempests are kind and salt waves fresh in love.

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Clown Marry, sir, lullaby to your bounty till I come again. I go, sir; but I would not have you to think that my desire of having is the sin of covetousness: but, as you say, sir, let your bounty take a nap, I will awake it anon.
Viola
Viola. Here comes the man, sir, that did rescue me.
First Officer Orsino, this is that Antonio That took the Phoenix and her fraught from Candy; And this is he that did the Tiger board, When your young nephew Titus lost his leg: Here in the streets, desperate of shame and state, In private brabble did we apprehend him.
Viola
Viola. He did me kindness, sir, drew on my side; But in conclusion put strange speech upon me: I know not what 'twas but distraction.
Antonio A witchcraft drew me hither: That most ingrateful boy there by your side, From the rude sea's enraged and foamy mouth Did I redeem; a wreck past hope he was: His life I gave him and did thereto add My love, without retention or restraint, All his in dedication; for his sake Did I expose myself, pure for his love, Into the danger of this adverse town; Drew to defend him when he was beset: Where being apprehended, his false cunning, Not meaning to partake with me in danger, Taught him to face me out of his acquaintance, And grew a twenty years removed thing While one would wink; denied me mine own purse, Which I had recommended to his use Not half an hour before.
Viola
Viola. How can this be?
Olivia What would my lord, but that he may not have, Wherein Olivia may seem serviceable? Cesario, you do not keep promise with me.
Viola
Viola. Madam!
Olivia What do you say, Cesario? Good my lord,--
Viola
Viola. My lord would speak; my duty hushes me.
Duke Orsino Come, boy, with me; my thoughts are ripe in mischief: I'll sacrifice the lamb that I do love, To spite a raven's heart within a dove.
Viola
Viola. And I, most jocund, apt and willingly, To do you rest, a thousand deaths would die.
Olivia Where goes Cesario?
Viola
Viola. After him I love More than I love these eyes, than my life, More, by all mores, than e'er I shall love wife. If I do feign, you witnesses above Punish my life for tainting of my love!
Olivia Ay me, detested! how am I beguiled!
Viola
Viola. Who does beguile you? who does do you wrong?
Duke Orsino Her husband, sirrah!
Viola
Viola. No, my lord, not I.
Duke Orsino O thou dissembling cub! what wilt thou be When time hath sow'd a grizzle on thy case? Or will not else thy craft so quickly grow, That thine own trip shall be thine overthrow? Farewell, and take her; but direct thy feet Where thou and I henceforth may never meet.
Viola
Viola. My lord, I do protest--
Sir Andrew 'Od's lifelings, here he is! You broke my head for nothing; and that that I did, I was set on to do't by Sir Toby.
Viola
Viola. Why do you speak to me? I never hurt you: You drew your sword upon me without cause; But I bespoke you fair, and hurt you not.
Sebastian Do I stand there? I never had a brother; Nor can there be that deity in my nature, Of here and every where. I had a sister, Whom the blind waves and surges have devour'd. Of charity, what kin are you to me? What countryman? what name? what parentage?
Viola
Viola. Of Messaline: Sebastian was my father; Such a Sebastian was my brother too, So went he suited to his watery tomb: If spirits can assume both form and suit You come to fright us.
Sebastian A spirit I am indeed; But am in that dimension grossly clad Which from the womb I did participate. Were you a woman, as the rest goes even, I should my tears let fall upon your cheek, And say 'Thrice-welcome, drowned Viola!'
Viola
Viola. My father had a mole upon his brow.
Sebastian And so had mine.
Viola
Viola. And died that day when Viola from her birth Had number'd thirteen years.
Sebastian O, that record is lively in my soul! He finished indeed his mortal act That day that made my sister thirteen years.
Viola
Viola. If nothing lets to make us happy both But this my masculine usurp'd attire, Do not embrace me till each circumstance Of place, time, fortune, do cohere and jump That I am Viola: which to confirm, I'll bring you to a captain in this town, Where lie my maiden weeds; by whose gentle help I was preserved to serve this noble count.
All the occurrence of my fortune since Hath been between this lady and this lord.
Duke Orsino Be not amazed; right noble is his blood. If this be so, as yet the glass seems true, I shall have share in this most happy wreck. (To VIOLA) Boy, thou hast said to me a thousand times Thou never shouldst love woman like to me.
Viola
Viola. And all those sayings will I overswear; And those swearings keep as true in soul As doth that orbed continent the fire That severs day from night.
Duke Orsino Give me thy hand; And let me see thee in thy woman's weeds.
Viola
Viola. The captain that did bring me first on shore Hath my maid's garments: he upon some action Is now in durance, at Malvolio's suit, A gentleman, and follower of my lady's.