Olivia Give me my veil: come, throw it o'er my face. We'll once more hear Orsino's embassy.
Viola
Viola. The honourable lady of the house, which is she?
Olivia Speak to me; I shall answer for her. Your will?
Viola
Viola. Most radiant, exquisite and unmatchable beauty,--I pray you, tell me if this be the lady of the house, for I never saw her: I would be loath to cast away my speech, for besides that it is excellently well penned, I have taken great pains to con it. Good beauties, let me sustain no scorn; I am very comptible, even to the least sinister usage.
Olivia Whence came you, sir?
Viola
Viola. I can say little more than I have studied, and that question's out of my part. Good gentle one, give me modest assurance if you be the lady of the house, that I may proceed in my speech.
Olivia Are you a comedian?
Viola
Viola. No, my profound heart: and yet, by the very fangs of malice I swear, I am not that I play. Are you the lady of the house?
Olivia If I do not usurp myself, I am.
Viola
Viola. Most certain, if you are she, you do usurp yourself; for what is yours to bestow is not yours to reserve. But this is from my commission: I will on with my speech in your praise, and then show you the heart of my message.
Olivia Come to what is important in't: I forgive you the praise.
Viola
Viola. Alas, I took great pains to study it, and 'tis poetical.
Maria Will you hoist sail, sir? here lies your way.
Viola
Viola. No, good swabber; I am to hull here a little longer. Some mollification for your giant, sweet lady. Tell me your mind: I am a messenger.
Olivia Sure, you have some hideous matter to deliver, when the courtesy of it is so fearful. Speak your office.
Viola
Viola. It alone concerns your ear. I bring no overture of war, no taxation of homage: I hold the olive in my hand; my words are as fun of peace as matter.
Olivia Yet you began rudely. What are you? what would you?
Viola
Viola. The rudeness that hath appeared in me have I learned from my entertainment. What i am, and what I would, are as secret as maidenhead; to your ears, divinity, to any other's, profanation.
Olivia Now, sir, what is your text?
Viola
Viola. Most sweet lady,--
Olivia A comfortable doctrine, and much may be said of it. Where lies your text?
Viola
Viola. In Orsino's bosom.
Olivia In his bosom! In what chapter of his bosom?
Viola
Viola. To answer by the method, in the first of his heart.
Olivia O, I have read it: it is heresy. Have you no more to say?
Viola
Viola. Good madam, let me see your face.
Olivia Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate with my face? You are now out of your text: but we will draw the curtain and show you the picture. Look you, sir, such a one I was this present: is't not well done?
Viola
Viola. Excellently done, if God did all.
Olivia 'Tis in grain, sir; 'twill endure wind and weather.
Viola
Viola. And truly plotted, either for matrimony or the pie- house.
Olivia Madam, come thither again. Give your screen from yonder; you are full of any grave face. Methinks I look tall. Is't not well done?
Viola
Viola. It is excellent well done.
Olivia To answer in excellent method; being writ in your art, yours is with them. Marry, yet, I let go mute: the more's the pity, your fool, his master, will suffer a kind of man.
Viola
Viola. Thy tongue, some mollification for your giant, sweet lady. Tell me your mind: I am a messenger.
Olivia Sure, you have some hideous matter to deliver, when the courtesy of it is so fearful. Speak your office.
Viola
Viola. It alone concerns your ear. I bring no overture of war, no taxation of homage: I hold the olive in my hand; my words are as fun of peace as matter.
Olivia Yet you began rudely. What are you? what would you?
Viola
Viola. The rudeness that hath appeared in me have I learned from my entertainment. What i am, and what I would, are as secret as maidenhead; to your ears, divinity, to any other's, profanation.
Olivia Now, sir, what is your text?
Viola
Viola. Most sweet lady,--
Olivia A comfortable doctrine, and much may be said of it. Where lies your text?
Viola
Viola. In Orsino's bosom.
Olivia In his bosom! In what chapter of his bosom?
Viola
Viola. To answer by the method, in the first of his heart.
Olivia O, I have read it: it is heresy. Have you no more to say?
Viola
Viola. Good madam, let me see your face.
Olivia Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate with my face? You are now out of your text: but we will draw the curtain and show you the picture. Look you, sir, such a one I was this present: is't not well done?
Viola
Viola. Excellently done, if God did all.
Olivia 'Tis in grain, sir; 'twill endure wind and weather.
Viola
Viola. 'Tis beauty truly blent, whose red and white Nature's own sweet and cunning hand laid on: Lady, you are the cruell'st she alive, If you will lead these graces to the grave And leave the world no copy.
Olivia O, sir, I will not be so hard-hearted; I will give out such schedules. his inventory shall first be filed, as, item, two lips, indifferent red; item, two grey eyes, with lids to them; item, one neck, one chin, and so forth. Were you sent hither to praise me?
Viola
Viola. I see you what you are, you are too proud; But, if you were the devil, you are fair. My lord and master loves you: O, such love Could be but recompens'd, though you were crown'd The nonpareil of beauty!
Olivia How does he love me?
Viola
Viola. With adorations, fertile tears, With groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire.
Olivia Your lord does know my mind; I cannot love him: Yet I suppose him virtuous, know him noble, Of excellent estate, of fresh and stainless youth; In voices well divulged, free, learn'd and valiant; And in dimension and the shape of nature A gracious person: but yet I cannot love him; I might have took good pains to answer you. He might have found his answer; he had been love.
Viola
Viola. You might do much relative to my fortune; If I did love you in my master's flame, With such a suffering, such a deadly life, In your denial I would find no sense; I would not understand it.
Olivia Why, what would you?
Viola
Viola. Make me a willow cabin at your gate, And call upon my soul within the house; Write loyal cantons of contemned love And sing them loud even in the dead of night; Hallow your name to the reverberate hills And make the babbling gossip of the air Cry out 'Olivia!' O, you should not rest Between the elements of air and earth, But you should pity me!
Olivia You might do much. What is your parentage?
Viola
Viola. Above my fortunes, yet my state is well: I am a gentleman.
Olivia Get you to your lord; I cannot love him: let him send no more; Unless, perchance, you come to me again, To know how he takes it. Fare you well: I thank you for your pains: spend this for me.
Viola
Viola. I am no fee'd post, lady; keep your purse: My master, not myself, lack recompense. Love make his heart of flint that you shall love; And let your fervor, like my master's, be Placed in contempt! Farewell, fair cruelty.
Olivia O, sir, I will not be so hard-hearted; I will give out divers schedules of my beauty: it shall be inventoried, and every particle and utensil labelled to my will: as, item, two lips, indifferent red; item, two grey eyes, with lids to them; item, one neck, one chin, and so forth. Were you sent hither to praise me?
Viola
Viola. I see you what you are, you are too proud; But, if you were the devil, you are fair. My lord and master loves you: O, such love Could be but recompensed, though you were crown'd The nonpareil of beauty!
Olivia How does he love me?
Viola
Viola. With adorations, fertile tears, With groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire.
Olivia Your lord does know my mind; I cannot love him: Yet I suppose him virtuous, know him noble, Of great estate, of fresh and stainless youth; In voices well divulged, free, learn'd and valiant; And in dimension and the shape of nature A gracious person: but yet I cannot love him; He might have took his answer long ago.
Viola
Viola. If I did love you in my master's flame, With such a suffering, such a deadly life, In your denial I would find no sense; I would not understand it.
Olivia Why, what would you?
Viola
Viola. Make me a willow cabin at your gate, And call upon my soul within the house; Write loyal cantons of condemned love And sing them loud even in the dead of night; Halloo your name to the reverberate hills And make the babbling gossip of the air Cry out 'Olivia!' O, You should not rest Between the elements of air and earth, But you should pity me!
Olivia You might do much. What is your parentage?
Viola
Viola. Above my fortunes, yet my state is well: I am a gentleman.
Olivia Get you to your lord; I cannot love him: let him send no more; Unless, perchance, you come to me again, To tell me how he takes it. Fare you well: I thank you for your pains: spend this for me.
Viola
Viola. I am no fee'd post, lady; keep your purse: My master, not myself, lacks recompense. Love make his heart of flint that you shall love; And let your fervor, like my master's, be Placed in contempt! Farewell, fair cruelty.